The Commonwealth of American Liberal Principalities is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Council on American Liberalism with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.754 billion American Liberals enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charlotte Amalie. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American Liberal economy, worth a remarkable 1,009 trillion ALP Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 175,480 ALP Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and the best defense is a good fence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. American Liberal Principalities's national animal is the Royal Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Separation of Church and State.

American Liberal Principalities is ranked 18,204^th in the world and 39^th in The Western Isles for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.38 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.